


PROFESSIONAL QUALITY BIT SET

by Neo-Sama



Category: Zoids
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-03-25
Updated: 2003-03-25
Packaged: 2013-05-14 01:53:46
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 213
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1282817/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/358263/Neo-Sama
Summary: Pointless humor and a weird pun. PLEASE R&R!!!





	PROFESSIONAL QUALITY BIT SET

PROFFESIONAL QUALITY BIT SET I thought of this while watching a power tool commercial. PLEASE R&R!!!! I hope you like!  
  
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"Leena, your new Bit set came in the mail"  
  
"Finally! I thought it'd never get here!"  
  
"Be sure to read the instructions first!" Leena opened the package and looked at the instructions. They read:  
  
***PROFESSIONAL QUALITY BIT SET***  
  
WARNING: Bit breakage during use may cause extreme personal injury by causing loss of attacker balance or control of the Bit, and the Bit may shatter, striking the attacker or bystanders. A Bit may bind in a headlock, causing it to flinch violently. To minimize the possibility of Bit breakage or binding and resulting in injury:  
  
1. Always hold the Bit firmly and maintain proper footing in case the Bit breaks or binds.  
  
2. Never force Bit by applying excessive pressure.  
  
3. Only apply pressure directly in line with the Bit. Side pressure will result in Bit breakage.  
  
4. Always use a live Bit.  
  
5. Read and understand the Bit owner's manual. Failure to heed these instructions may result in serious injury. Enjoy your new Bit set!  
  
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If you didn't get it, it was a set of Bits (duh), PLEASE R&R!!!!!  
  
-SPM 


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